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Friday, December 28, 2007

hello readers! here's our second post after our official declaration of revival!

as promised, more pics have been uploaded. so enjoy!

school's reopening in 4 days, its scary how the year passes so fast, and so does the fact that we have lesser and lesser time to do our homework. so its GG to us for homework. BUT, we 3 have realised that next year is a damn important year and have decided to make good use of these few days to work on our stupid homework.

so this wednesday(2 days ago), we arranged to go bedok library to study and complete some work.

and so it was study study study....

until we got hungry and went to bedok central hawker centre go makan. during the process of eating, our legs had a certain intense desire to work out. then huat ah, we decided to go ecp cycling hahahaha. so we set off, and actually we could have reached there in half the time if we had taken a BUS. but don't know why we took the long way and walked. reach ecp walk some more to bicycle shop. then it was $6 for 2 hours of cycling! off we went on our perilous journey...

until we encountered The Village:

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a snapshot of The Village

we were surprised there was A Village in ecp.....so upon closer inspection.....

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a peek into The Village

we didn't know that there were Villages in east coast park so we looked around for signs of inhabitants...

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Left: A Local Villager in The Village

we were amazed at the state-of-the-art technology used in The Village.....for a good example, check out this sophisticated next generation transport vehicle....

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A sophisticated next generation transport vehicle

The Village was a pretty interesting place to visit, and we're sure we'll be back next time to see more!

during cycling, we decided to visit some familiar places. the next pic goes out to ALL DHS PEOPLE:

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remember this? our beloved 2.4 km starting/ending point

it was certainly memorable as we used the same spot for our 2.4km run for the 4 years we were in DHS.

after the 2 hours, we stopped at the Lagoon to makan dinner. on the way there, we caught some imba cable ski-ers doing some imba tricks while cable skiing. too bad, they were too fast for our camera so no pics were taken. Dinner was fine, and after that we walked back to bedok interchange to take bus home. Woo what a day hahaha.

SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU


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Monday, December 24, 2007

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DUNMAN HIGH LAO JIAOS

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one of the rare and memorable moments in dhs

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" Adoi, i shy... "

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DHS security guard sexy hairstyle


YOYO ALL READERS!

It has been so long since we have last blogged, and after some intense discussion, we have decided to revive FAT-B WOO!

for this special occasion,

what else? A POEM!


Poem Title : REVIVAL
Written by : Shane ( thought of it in the bathroom hehehe )

here goes...

After such a long long wait,
unknown to all, our blog is dead.
but don't worry, its never too late,
to rescue our blog from its sorry fate.

Do not fret, do not fear,
for the 3 writers of fat-b are finally here.
shane chenghau tujin in full gear,
to protect fat-b, who is oh-so-dear.

To some, this blogskin may seem old,
but we 3 love it, truth be told.
it is as precious as pure gold,
and in our hearts, it will always hold.

so we have been thinking,
fat-b needs some renovating.
thus comes a new beginning,
for you readers, we're always willing.

woohoo thats it! once again welcome to our blog, please leave a tag if you drop by! :D

oh ya, any suggestions for a new blogskin are welcome! this blogskin is seriously outdated, being 1 year old, so please, tag if you have a suggestion! background music is welcome too! THANKS ALL

more pics, more poems next time!
stay tuned!

MANAGEMENT OF FAT-B
CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN


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Monday, April 16, 2007

hello babes and babies.

due to some unknown reason, our poem-making skills have come back to us.

To celebrate this event, here's an emo-poem for you guys to enjoy!


my name is sam,
i drive a tram,
my girlfriend name call pam.

she's very glam,
and looks like a man,
when i see her, i leg cramp.

every morning i wake up,
and make her bread and jam.
and for lunch i make her favourite,
fried papaya with ham.

you are the one i've been turning to,
whenever i tio flu.
my love for you is oh-so-true,
as strong as superglue.

till one fine day when i called you,
and asked you out to the zoo.
you said that i sibeh uncool,
and there our love just flew.

since that day my life turned blue,
i felt like a total fool.
i want to try, i really do,
please accept my love for you.

oh how can i make it up to you,
you make me really want to drool.
for our love there's nothing i wont do,
i'd even bathe in poo.


AND THERE'S OUR POEM!

this poem use to woo girlfriend boyfriend sibeh power one, guaranteed 99.9% success rate. the 0.1% we dono what will happen though, all the best!


stay tuned for more poems!

CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN















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Sunday, April 01, 2007

EH YO PEOPLE!
SO LONG NO BLOG!
so lets get the ball rolling...

JAE has passed, and sadly, we're separated. sian bo.

TUJIN AND I : temasek jc
CHENGHAU : victoria jc

luckily, the two jcs are in close proximity. A 10 min bus ride is all we need. life has changed alot since JAE, no more playing and joking in class, no more long breaks, cannot relac liao, really make us buay tahan...

our time in mjc has passed, the fun times with the dunman 6 and the rest of the mjc friends we will remember. no more meeting in pasir ris mrt at 7 in the morning, no more YA KUN HAHAHA, no more soccer in the netball court......SI BEH SAD

hope can meet the mjc people soon!

ok now for the PRESENT

TJC is really one fun place! the teachers are great, the students are great, and the hawker centre opposite the campus is also great. and then there is the stress too...the homework starts to pile up, and its almost impossible for me to catch up on tjc's syllabus. really must chiong liao!

sian now 1230, damn tired, will promise to blog more next time!
readers drop a tag thanks!

see you guys

shane tujin chenghau


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Friday, January 26, 2007

today's FRIDAY. WOOHOO short day.

1st period: PE
2nd period: RECESS
3rd & 4th period: GP
5th period: Math Lecture
then...FREE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE

this morning it rained like shit so we didn't do 4 rounds around the school and the usual chin-ups and man-roll. instead the pe dept formed many stations and class by class had to go to each station. every station trained a part of your body, like starjumps, pushups, benchpress, legraise, etc... to us it was way better than running cause we laughed our way through, especially legraise part hahahaha!!!

after school got science fiesta.since we had spare time of around 2 hours, we played soccer in school first, with J1 boys woo! weather sibey cooling, we play till SONG SONG!!! so song till we decided to skip the fiesta thing. carried on to play with J2s hehehe. THEN, we changed our minds and went to check out the science fiesta. turned out majority of people skipped it too hahaha!!! so we went to LT3 and saw this movie called Gattaca. quite nice and got some part too sexy liao hahahaah!!!!

so at around 4 plus i went home while the others went to eat.

here are some pics, enjoy!


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" Raghu!!!! " xinzi, zhiheng and kejing primay school friend

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" playing soccer "

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" eating ice-cream toast "

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" JINJUN with his toast "

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" Ya Kun Roti Bros. "

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" JINJUN eating "


happy day
stay gay!
or you'll pay.


slaps and claps,

SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU


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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

HELLO PEOPLE.
so far, there have been both good and bad news!
good news first, me, chenghau, tujin, angus, jinjun got into floorball !
bad news, randall didn't. he put bball as first choice so he was posted there instead.
ALAMAK HOW. sian he tried appealing to floorball but teacher say cannot, jia lat.


these two days damn tiring sia. tuesday was till 4.15 pm, somemore with PE as last lesson. but it was alright actually, we ran one big round around the campus and the neighbouring buildings. it actually beats running smaller rounds repetitively around the track, so not bad la.

whereas, today was a significantly shorter day. morning 7.30am, me, tujin, chenghau, randall, jinjun met to have breakfast at Ya Kun Roti at White Sands. school started at 8.30am. a lecture, a tutorial, 1 GP lesson and chem practical was all we had for the day. after that they went to randall's place to kick ball while i went home. i need a nescafe almost every break dammit. must learn not to be too reliant on caffeine.

so.... i've got two interesting PICTURES of MJC ( more snapshots coming up )

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" looks like a regular signboard..."

until...


you take a closer look...


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apparently, someone decided to make this dull signboard abit more interesting...



thats all for today!

see you folks!

SHANE CHENGHAU TUJIN





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Monday, January 22, 2007

ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to fat-b.
sibey long time since we blog.
since we made a vow to keep this blog running for as long as we live, we figured that we had better inject some life into this place before it fades out of existence.

so.... now its 2007 already. nabei, time pass so bloody fast.
if you guys don't already know, me, tujin and chenghau are in MJC currently for the first 3 months. MJC's not a bad place, welcoming us with one helluva orientation. theme of orientation was " vincitore " some latin word meaning victor or winner. apparently in MJC the cohort is split into 5 different houses. Miranda, Triton, Phobos, Callisto and Atlas.

Currently, we're grouped like this:
Miranda ( soft drink brand ) - chenghau, me, randall, jinjun
Triton - tujin, angus, tingxu, nigel
Atlas - none that i know of
Phobos - none too
Callisto - chiak chiang

so we got quite abit of company with so many dhs boys together. for instance, chenghau and randall were in the same OG, like me and jinjun. tujin, angus and tingxu were grouped together too. orientation got us screaming and dancing till i lost my voice. shit sia!

so now we're in CGs or so-called civics groups. i tell you we dhs pple SIBEY heng, me, jinjun, randall and chenghau kena same class hahahaha!!! tujin kena same class as angus too! whats more, the 4 of us in 07S209 ALL become REPS of some sort.

JINJUN - CG CHAIRPERSON
ME - CHEM REP
CHENGHAU - SCIENCE REP
RANDALL - PHYSICS REP
conclusion - dhs rule the class hahaha!!! (nah jk jk )

ok now for the cca trials. the 6 of us, angus, tujin, chenghau, me, randall, jinjun went for floorball trials. SIBEY fun!!! me angus and jinjun were wearing white and the rest were wearing black coincidentally so it was 3v3 once we stepped into the court! the game i tell you, was the longest ever played during the trial, though we don't know why. JINJUN used his stick as though it was a golf club and hit the ball out so many times. he even chipped off a piece of the stick HAHAHA.
tonight's the release of cca postings and i hope we ALL get into FLOORBALL! then SEXY liao hahahha!!!!


so currently we're getting used to JC life, lectures, tutorials and all. i must say that JC life isn't all smooth sailing, it really requires you to put in quite abit of effort.

enough talking! here's some pics to brighten your day!
taken during project work at randall's place.

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" guess who? "


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" golden boot "


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" looks like some butcher "


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" HAHAHA "


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" Mister Ah Tiong "


to all readers out there, do drop us a tag just to let us know you have read our entries, and also to keep this place alive! thank you!

kisses and hugs


shane
chenghau
tujin


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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

ITS TUJIN'S BDAY!
THE WORLD REJOICES!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANTUJIN!!!


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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Monday, December 04, 2006

A WARM WELCOME TO THE NEW AND REVAMPED FAT-B BLOG!
THANKS TO ALL READERS AND FANS WHO HAVE BEEN SO FAITHFUL TO US!
ITS BEEN LONG, BUT WE'RE FINALLY BACK AND MORE'S TO BE ENJOYED RIGHT HERE!
SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON FAT-B!!!


so finally after so long, the dreaded O's are OVER. but everybody, like us, feels that something is missing suddenly in our lives. we go home, we get the urge to pick up a book to study, or some notes to read, then realise that its all over and carry on to bust the night on the computer. studying, strangely, has secretly integrated into our daily lifestyle without many of us knowing it. studying is addictive!


though it may be time to enjoy after months of work, we realise, with great sadness, that our final lap of secondary school life is over. over. so bloody fast. thats it. 4 years and we're done here. sadly, its not as simple as that for many of us. through the 4 years we've studied on this campus, many memorable things have happened. we got into trouble, we had fun, we had our bad times and most importantly we grew and matured in 10 tanjong rhu road. we can't just forget dhs like that. dhs has become our home these 4 years and the people there have become our family. dhs will occupy a place in our minds forever.

but now, its moving to mount sinai. the old campus is going to be demolished. sad. 2 years later and it will have changed a great deal. the campus won't be the same anymore! 3 of us - GOODBYE DHS CAMPUS!!

ok now its time to repay our debts. we know we have owed you guys MANY MANY POSTS so we are going to use a 40 line poem to make amends. hope you all like it !

GRADUATION POEM
COMPOSED : TUJIN SHANE CHENGHAU

Today we have graduated,
Through 4 long years we’ve waited.
Our friendships were truly fated,
Albeit a little belated.

Through this ardous journey,
Across the stormy sea.
After days so bored and crazy,
We are finally free.

Our school dunman high,
Where many memories lie.
The thought of having to say goodbye,
Makes us all want to cry.

10 Tanjong Rhu Road,
A place full of toads.
All as big as boats,
Kissing sexy old goats.

Writing this poem is a must,
Though with heads full of rust.
You, the readers whom we trust,
Are making our pants go bust.

Sayamaya banana,
Ahmad mama papaya.
Nehnehpooneh babaya,
Lahmah bangala.

My name is ali baba,
I sell purple papaya.
I come from northern java,
It is very very far.

One day 10 cigar,
My lungs become filled with tar.
I love my hot mama,
Her name is Poonaraya.

I enjoy hari raya,
I am a handsome papa.
They say I look like kaka,
But im just ali baba.

Im older than your ah ma,
I drive a lau pok car.
I wear a rainbow bra,
Ha ha ha ha ha.


OK we have took MANY PICS over these few months. but for now, here are a few that we took on the last day of school! the rest will be up later!


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" to hell with chem "


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" post-exam joy "


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" world's craziest goalkeeper "



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" hell "


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" heaven "


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" shhh.... "

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skateboards/rolling chair in order from left to right
" chenghau's G-1000X Super Mark II a.k.a The Bullet "
" tujin's C-3X 5000 Vortex a.k.a Twister "
" shane's FX-9000B Ultimate EX a.k.a Thunderbolt "


alas, fat-b has a new beginning!
thanks to you guys out there!


its late, we gotta go!


smoochies and smilies
GOODNIGHT!

CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

F.B.I.


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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

testing


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Sunday, October 08, 2006

HELLO ALL!
hahaha im keeping this blog alive with these short posts here and there. till after o levels , when the 3 of us are free again, we'll post EVERYDAY. haha

ok so here's a FUNNY video of weird al yankovic singing a parody of mj's " Bad ", with great thanks to my cousin gee! enjoy ! HAHAHAHA





stomach pain liao ? HAHAHA.
weird al did pretty well to make the video look like mj's version.
just to compare, here's the original " Bad " by MJ.






stay tuned !

happy night
sleep tight
wake up go fly kite


shane


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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

hi guys!
long time no post. haha jia lat o levels are coming soon. ONE MORE MONTH.
by the way just wanted to share with you guys something. HAHA


this is what happened when one guy tried to sing billie jean in malaysian idol.





we must applaud him for his courage though.

now,
see the difference in MJ's rendition.
enjoy.






no one moves like michael jackson :D


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Saturday, September 16, 2006

hey guys.
shane here. i was just thinking of the past two years i've spent in sec 3B'05 and 4B'06. these two years make up the most memorable two years of my life. in such a short span of time, i have done so many things that have changed my life forever. entering the upper sec is a big hurdle that everyone has to cross. just when i started feeling apprehensive, upper sec life seemed to turn out pretty well. the years i spent in 3B'05 and 4B'06 are the most enjoyable and heartwarming years i have spent all my life.

some of the many unforgettable things during sec 3 and 4 :
- getting into 3B'05 and 4B'06
- having got to know such wonderful and great classmates
- making many many new friends
- playing soccer with the sec 4 boys after school
- creating this blog with two of my good friends Chenghau and Tujin HAHAHAHA.
- take 5 competition
- getting taught by so many fantastic teachers
- playing LAN with friends HAHA.
- having great fun at scouts
- exciting interclass moments
- getting into trouble hahaha
- many many many many more

the list goes on...haha. i would like to dedicate a poem to 3B'05 and 4B'06 for the wonderful memories.

here goes...

the past two years have become history,
36 people crossed paths and left their legacy.
we may not be people of great glory,
but we tried our best and let it be.

the boys go toilet together to pee,
and through this action we can see,
teamwork holds a most valuable key,
to 4B's class spirit and unity.

the classroom is often very messy,
causing teachers to feel itchy.
we learned our lesson and did duty,
to make our class clean and dust-free.

the teachers taught us patiently,
instead we behaved mischievously.
as we matured more daily,
we became good and orderly.

two years have passed swiftly,
time does not have mercy.
i shall end this poem by saying sweetly,
cheers to 4B, yours faithfully.


By Shane 4B (15)


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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HI guys.
SIBEY LONG TIME NEVER BLOG.
hehe TODAY TUESDAY.
AMATHS WAS A KILLER. ch and tj taking lit but im not sure how was it.
sorrrry one of these days we'll make it up to you guys by writing a loooong post.
msn messenger's up! it was down last night due to unknown reasons.
tomorrow's BIO PRACTICAL. miss lim say need bring calculator + ruler. confirm got plant sample liao. *&!@&$%##@! parts of any plant look the same. jialat. wish us luck.

holidays have passed. so bloody fast in fact. one moment it was the start of sep holidays. the next moment tomorrow school reopen. sian la. apologies to many for all the pictures that we promise to post but haven't. we will after the prelims. wa piang we three buay tahan stress liao la. must destress someday hehe.

if you guys have problems clicking on the "play button" on the videos below, try using internet explorer instead of mozilla firefox.


Darth Vader vs Jap Police.


Michael Jackson 1984 Pepsi Commercial (Billie Jean)


Star Wars Phantom Menace Spoof ( French & Saunders )


okay la.thats all. if got time we post more. apologies!

you guys know the upcoming movie " Stay Alive " ? the one where events of a video game take place in real life ? its quite nice i guess. one day go watch. and i figured the theme song to it:

Staying Alive - Bee Gees

YOW. its up on the site! enjoy!

byebyebyebyebyebyebyebye


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