3 PINK SMELLY GUYS

2007-12-28T18:38:00.000+08:00

hello readers! here's our second post after our official declaration of revival!

as promised, more pics have been uploaded. so enjoy!

school's reopening in 4 days, its scary how the year passes so fast, and so does the fact that we have lesser and lesser time to do our homework. so its GG to us for homework. BUT, we 3 have realised that next year is a damn important year and have decided to make good use of these few days to work on our stupid homework.

so this wednesday(2 days ago), we arranged to go bedok library to study and complete some work.

and so it was study study study....

until we got hungry and went to bedok central hawker centre go makan. during the process of eating, our legs had a certain intense desire to work out. then huat ah, we decided to go ecp cycling hahahaha. so we set off, and actually we could have reached there in half the time if we had taken a BUS. but don't know why we took the long way and walked. reach ecp walk some more to bicycle shop. then it was $6 for 2 hours of cycling! off we went on our perilous journey...

until we encountered The Village:

a snapshot of The Village

we were surprised there was A Village in ecp.....so upon closer inspection.....

a peek into The Village

we didn't know that there were Villages in east coast park so we looked around for signs of inhabitants...

Left: A Local Villager in The Village

we were amazed at the state-of-the-art technology used in The Village.....for a good example, check out this sophisticated next generation transport vehicle....

A sophisticated next generation transport vehicle

The Village was a pretty interesting place to visit, and we're sure we'll be back next time to see more!

during cycling, we decided to visit some familiar places. the next pic goes out to ALL DHS PEOPLE:

remember this? our beloved 2.4 km starting/ending point

it was certainly memorable as we used the same spot for our 2.4km run for the 4 years we were in DHS.

after the 2 hours, we stopped at the Lagoon to makan dinner. on the way there, we caught some imba cable ski-ers doing some imba tricks while cable skiing. too bad, they were too fast for our camera so no pics were taken. Dinner was fine, and after that we walked back to bedok interchange to take bus home. Woo what a day hahaha.

SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU

2007-12-24T23:28:00.000+08:00

DUNMAN HIGH LAO JIAOS

one of the rare and memorable moments in dhs

" Adoi, i shy... "

DHS security guard sexy hairstyle

YOYO ALL READERS!

It has been so long since we have last blogged, and after some intense discussion, we have decided to revive FAT-B WOO!

for this special occasion,

what else? A POEM!

Poem Title : REVIVAL
Written by : Shane ( thought of it in the bathroom hehehe )

here goes...

After such a long long wait,
unknown to all, our blog is dead.
but don't worry, its never too late,
to rescue our blog from its sorry fate.

Do not fret, do not fear,
for the 3 writers of fat-b are finally here.
shane chenghau tujin in full gear,
to protect fat-b, who is oh-so-dear.

To some, this blogskin may seem old,
but we 3 love it, truth be told.
it is as precious as pure gold,
and in our hearts, it will always hold.

so we have been thinking,
fat-b needs some renovating.
thus comes a new beginning,
for you readers, we're always willing.

woohoo thats it! once again welcome to our blog, please leave a tag if you drop by! :D

oh ya, any suggestions for a new blogskin are welcome! this blogskin is seriously outdated, being 1 year old, so please, tag if you have a suggestion! background music is welcome too! THANKS ALL

more pics, more poems next time!
stay tuned!

MANAGEMENT OF FAT-B
CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

2007-04-16T21:29:00.000+08:00

hello babes and babies.

due to some unknown reason, our poem-making skills have come back to us.

To celebrate this event, here's an emo-poem for you guys to enjoy!

my name is sam,
i drive a tram,
my girlfriend name call pam.

she's very glam,
and looks like a man,
when i see her, i leg cramp.

every morning i wake up,
and make her bread and jam.
and for lunch i make her favourite,
fried papaya with ham.

you are the one i've been turning to,
whenever i tio flu.
my love for you is oh-so-true,
as strong as superglue.

till one fine day when i called you,
and asked you out to the zoo.
you said that i sibeh uncool,
and there our love just flew.

since that day my life turned blue,
i felt like a total fool.
i want to try, i really do,
please accept my love for you.

oh how can i make it up to you,
you make me really want to drool.
for our love there's nothing i wont do,
i'd even bathe in poo.

AND THERE'S OUR POEM!

this poem use to woo girlfriend boyfriend sibeh power one, guaranteed 99.9% success rate. the 0.1% we dono what will happen though, all the best!

stay tuned for more poems!

CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

2007-04-01T01:15:00.000+08:00

EH YO PEOPLE!
SO LONG NO BLOG!
so lets get the ball rolling...

JAE has passed, and sadly, we're separated. sian bo.

TUJIN AND I : temasek jc
CHENGHAU : victoria jc

luckily, the two jcs are in close proximity. A 10 min bus ride is all we need. life has changed alot since JAE, no more playing and joking in class, no more long breaks, cannot relac liao, really make us buay tahan...

our time in mjc has passed, the fun times with the dunman 6 and the rest of the mjc friends we will remember. no more meeting in pasir ris mrt at 7 in the morning, no more YA KUN HAHAHA, no more soccer in the netball court......SI BEH SAD

hope can meet the mjc people soon!

ok now for the PRESENT

TJC is really one fun place! the teachers are great, the students are great, and the hawker centre opposite the campus is also great. and then there is the stress too...the homework starts to pile up, and its almost impossible for me to catch up on tjc's syllabus. really must chiong liao!

sian now 1230, damn tired, will promise to blog more next time!
readers drop a tag thanks!

see you guys

shane tujin chenghau

2007-01-26T22:17:00.000+08:00

today's FRIDAY. WOOHOO short day.

1st period: PE
2nd period: RECESS
3rd & 4th period: GP
5th period: Math Lecture
then...FREE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE

this morning it rained like shit so we didn't do 4 rounds around the school and the usual chin-ups and man-roll. instead the pe dept formed many stations and class by class had to go to each station. every station trained a part of your body, like starjumps, pushups, benchpress, legraise, etc... to us it was way better than running cause we laughed our way through, especially legraise part hahahaha!!!

after school got science fiesta.since we had spare time of around 2 hours, we played soccer in school first, with J1 boys woo! weather sibey cooling, we play till SONG SONG!!! so song till we decided to skip the fiesta thing. carried on to play with J2s hehehe. THEN, we changed our minds and went to check out the science fiesta. turned out majority of people skipped it too hahaha!!! so we went to LT3 and saw this movie called Gattaca. quite nice and got some part too sexy liao hahahaah!!!!

so at around 4 plus i went home while the others went to eat.

here are some pics, enjoy!

" Raghu!!!! " xinzi, zhiheng and kejing primay school friend

" playing soccer "

" eating ice-cream toast "

" JINJUN with his toast "

" Ya Kun Roti Bros. "

" JINJUN eating "

happy day
stay gay!
or you'll pay.

slaps and claps,

SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU

2007-01-24T19:00:00.000+08:00

HELLO PEOPLE.
so far, there have been both good and bad news!
good news first, me, chenghau, tujin, angus, jinjun got into floorball !
bad news, randall didn't. he put bball as first choice so he was posted there instead.
ALAMAK HOW. sian he tried appealing to floorball but teacher say cannot, jia lat.

these two days damn tiring sia. tuesday was till 4.15 pm, somemore with PE as last lesson. but it was alright actually, we ran one big round around the campus and the neighbouring buildings. it actually beats running smaller rounds repetitively around the track, so not bad la.

whereas, today was a significantly shorter day. morning 7.30am, me, tujin, chenghau, randall, jinjun met to have breakfast at Ya Kun Roti at White Sands. school started at 8.30am. a lecture, a tutorial, 1 GP lesson and chem practical was all we had for the day. after that they went to randall's place to kick ball while i went home. i need a nescafe almost every break dammit. must learn not to be too reliant on caffeine.

so.... i've got two interesting PICTURES of MJC ( more snapshots coming up )

" looks like a regular signboard..."

until...

you take a closer look...

apparently, someone decided to make this dull signboard abit more interesting...

thats all for today!

see you folks!

SHANE CHENGHAU TUJIN

2007-01-22T18:30:00.000+08:00

ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to fat-b.
sibey long time since we blog.
since we made a vow to keep this blog running for as long as we live, we figured that we had better inject some life into this place before it fades out of existence.

so.... now its 2007 already. nabei, time pass so bloody fast.
if you guys don't already know, me, tujin and chenghau are in MJC currently for the first 3 months. MJC's not a bad place, welcoming us with one helluva orientation. theme of orientation was " vincitore " some latin word meaning victor or winner. apparently in MJC the cohort is split into 5 different houses. Miranda, Triton, Phobos, Callisto and Atlas.

Currently, we're grouped like this:
Miranda ( soft drink brand ) - chenghau, me, randall, jinjun
Triton - tujin, angus, tingxu, nigel
Atlas - none that i know of
Phobos - none too
Callisto - chiak chiang

so we got quite abit of company with so many dhs boys together. for instance, chenghau and randall were in the same OG, like me and jinjun. tujin, angus and tingxu were grouped together too. orientation got us screaming and dancing till i lost my voice. shit sia!

so now we're in CGs or so-called civics groups. i tell you we dhs pple SIBEY heng, me, jinjun, randall and chenghau kena same class hahahaha!!! tujin kena same class as angus too! whats more, the 4 of us in 07S209 ALL become REPS of some sort.

JINJUN - CG CHAIRPERSON
ME - CHEM REP
CHENGHAU - SCIENCE REP
RANDALL - PHYSICS REP
conclusion - dhs rule the class hahaha!!! (nah jk jk )

ok now for the cca trials. the 6 of us, angus, tujin, chenghau, me, randall, jinjun went for floorball trials. SIBEY fun!!! me angus and jinjun were wearing white and the rest were wearing black coincidentally so it was 3v3 once we stepped into the court! the game i tell you, was the longest ever played during the trial, though we don't know why. JINJUN used his stick as though it was a golf club and hit the ball out so many times. he even chipped off a piece of the stick HAHAHA.
tonight's the release of cca postings and i hope we ALL get into FLOORBALL! then SEXY liao hahahha!!!!

so currently we're getting used to JC life, lectures, tutorials and all. i must say that JC life isn't all smooth sailing, it really requires you to put in quite abit of effort.

enough talking! here's some pics to brighten your day!
taken during project work at randall's place.

" guess who? "

" golden boot "

" looks like some butcher "

" HAHAHA "

" Mister Ah Tiong "

to all readers out there, do drop us a tag just to let us know you have read our entries, and also to keep this place alive! thank you!

kisses and hugs

shane
chenghau
tujin

2006-12-05T00:00:00.000+08:00

ITS TUJIN'S BDAY!
THE WORLD REJOICES!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TANTUJIN!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

2006-12-04T00:26:00.000+08:00

A WARM WELCOME TO THE NEW AND REVAMPED FAT-B BLOG!
THANKS TO ALL READERS AND FANS WHO HAVE BEEN SO FAITHFUL TO US!
ITS BEEN LONG, BUT WE'RE FINALLY BACK AND MORE'S TO BE ENJOYED RIGHT HERE!
SO SIT BACK, RELAX, AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON FAT-B!!!

so finally after so long, the dreaded O's are OVER. but everybody, like us, feels that something is missing suddenly in our lives. we go home, we get the urge to pick up a book to study, or some notes to read, then realise that its all over and carry on to bust the night on the computer. studying, strangely, has secretly integrated into our daily lifestyle without many of us knowing it. studying is addictive!

though it may be time to enjoy after months of work, we realise, with great sadness, that our final lap of secondary school life is over. over. so bloody fast. thats it. 4 years and we're done here. sadly, its not as simple as that for many of us. through the 4 years we've studied on this campus, many memorable things have happened. we got into trouble, we had fun, we had our bad times and most importantly we grew and matured in 10 tanjong rhu road. we can't just forget dhs like that. dhs has become our home these 4 years and the people there have become our family. dhs will occupy a place in our minds forever.

but now, its moving to mount sinai. the old campus is going to be demolished. sad. 2 years later and it will have changed a great deal. the campus won't be the same anymore! 3 of us - GOODBYE DHS CAMPUS!!

ok now its time to repay our debts. we know we have owed you guys MANY MANY POSTS so we are going to use a 40 line poem to make amends. hope you all like it !

GRADUATION POEM
COMPOSED : TUJIN SHANE CHENGHAU

Today we have graduated,
Through 4 long years we’ve waited.
Our friendships were truly fated,
Albeit a little belated.

Through this ardous journey,
Across the stormy sea.
After days so bored and crazy,
We are finally free.

Our school dunman high,
Where many memories lie.
The thought of having to say goodbye,
Makes us all want to cry.

10 Tanjong Rhu Road,
A place full of toads.
All as big as boats,
Kissing sexy old goats.

Writing this poem is a must,
Though with heads full of rust.
You, the readers whom we trust,
Are making our pants go bust.

Sayamaya banana,
Ahmad mama papaya.
Nehnehpooneh babaya,
Lahmah bangala.

My name is ali baba,
I sell purple papaya.
I come from northern java,
It is very very far.

One day 10 cigar,
My lungs become filled with tar.
I love my hot mama,
Her name is Poonaraya.

I enjoy hari raya,
I am a handsome papa.
They say I look like kaka,
But im just ali baba.

Im older than your ah ma,
I drive a lau pok car.
I wear a rainbow bra,
Ha ha ha ha ha.

OK we have took MANY PICS over these few months. but for now, here are a few that we took on the last day of school! the rest will be up later!

" to hell with chem "

" post-exam joy "

" world's craziest goalkeeper "

" hell "

" heaven "

" shhh.... "

skateboards/rolling chair in order from left to right
" chenghau's G-1000X Super Mark II a.k.a The Bullet "
" tujin's C-3X 5000 Vortex a.k.a Twister "
" shane's FX-9000B Ultimate EX a.k.a Thunderbolt "

alas, fat-b has a new beginning!
thanks to you guys out there!

its late, we gotta go!

smoochies and smilies
GOODNIGHT!

CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

F.B.I.

2006-11-22T22:33:00.000+08:00

testing

2006-10-08T22:27:00.000+08:00

HELLO ALL!
hahaha im keeping this blog alive with these short posts here and there. till after o levels , when the 3 of us are free again, we'll post EVERYDAY. haha

ok so here's a FUNNY video of weird al yankovic singing a parody of mj's " Bad ", with great thanks to my cousin gee! enjoy ! HAHAHAHA

stomach pain liao ? HAHAHA.
weird al did pretty well to make the video look like mj's version.
just to compare, here's the original " Bad " by MJ.

stay tuned !

happy night
sleep tight
wake up go fly kite

shane

2006-10-04T22:39:00.000+08:00

hi guys!
long time no post. haha jia lat o levels are coming soon. ONE MORE MONTH.
by the way just wanted to share with you guys something. HAHA

this is what happened when one guy tried to sing billie jean in malaysian idol.

we must applaud him for his courage though.

now,
see the difference in MJ's rendition.
enjoy.

no one moves like michael jackson :D

2006-09-16T12:18:00.000+08:00

hey guys.
shane here. i was just thinking of the past two years i've spent in sec 3B'05 and 4B'06. these two years make up the most memorable two years of my life. in such a short span of time, i have done so many things that have changed my life forever. entering the upper sec is a big hurdle that everyone has to cross. just when i started feeling apprehensive, upper sec life seemed to turn out pretty well. the years i spent in 3B'05 and 4B'06 are the most enjoyable and heartwarming years i have spent all my life.

some of the many unforgettable things during sec 3 and 4 :
- getting into 3B'05 and 4B'06
- having got to know such wonderful and great classmates
- making many many new friends
- playing soccer with the sec 4 boys after school
- creating this blog with two of my good friends Chenghau and Tujin HAHAHAHA.
- take 5 competition
- getting taught by so many fantastic teachers
- playing LAN with friends HAHA.
- having great fun at scouts
- exciting interclass moments
- getting into trouble hahaha
- many many many many more

the list goes on...haha. i would like to dedicate a poem to 3B'05 and 4B'06 for the wonderful memories.

here goes...

the past two years have become history,
36 people crossed paths and left their legacy.
we may not be people of great glory,
but we tried our best and let it be.

the boys go toilet together to pee,
and through this action we can see,
teamwork holds a most valuable key,
to 4B's class spirit and unity.

the classroom is often very messy,
causing teachers to feel itchy.
we learned our lesson and did duty,
to make our class clean and dust-free.

the teachers taught us patiently,
instead we behaved mischievously.
as we matured more daily,
we became good and orderly.

two years have passed swiftly,
time does not have mercy.
i shall end this poem by saying sweetly,
cheers to 4B, yours faithfully.

By Shane 4B (15)

2006-09-12T14:06:00.000+08:00

HI guys.
SIBEY LONG TIME NEVER BLOG.
hehe TODAY TUESDAY.
AMATHS WAS A KILLER. ch and tj taking lit but im not sure how was it.
sorrrry one of these days we'll make it up to you guys by writing a loooong post.
msn messenger's up! it was down last night due to unknown reasons.
tomorrow's BIO PRACTICAL. miss lim say need bring calculator + ruler. confirm got plant sample liao. *&!@&$%##@! parts of any plant look the same. jialat. wish us luck.

holidays have passed. so bloody fast in fact. one moment it was the start of sep holidays. the next moment tomorrow school reopen. sian la. apologies to many for all the pictures that we promise to post but haven't. we will after the prelims. wa piang we three buay tahan stress liao la. must destress someday hehe.

if you guys have problems clicking on the "play button" on the videos below, try using internet explorer instead of mozilla firefox.

Darth Vader vs Jap Police.

Michael Jackson 1984 Pepsi Commercial (Billie Jean)

Star Wars Phantom Menace Spoof ( French & Saunders )

okay la.thats all. if got time we post more. apologies!

you guys know the upcoming movie " Stay Alive " ? the one where events of a video game take place in real life ? its quite nice i guess. one day go watch. and i figured the theme song to it:

Staying Alive - Bee Gees

YOW. its up on the site! enjoy!

byebyebyebyebyebyebyebye

2006-08-19T23:24:00.000+08:00

POEM OF THE DAY!

TITLE : LOVE
COMPOSED : TUJIN.....................................chenghau shane. hehe.

It was love at first sight
her face brought me great delight
from her charm i could not hide
as my heart and passion burned bright.
She was one i could not chide
just her words made me ignite
as i smiled to myself in delight.

I thought that she was a god
and in a dress she looked so hot
she was really well adored
but for me she had a soft spot
a romance was in the plot
and together through the clouds we soared

Then....she farted..

A horrible stench came washing by
when i was eating my chicken pie
As my face choked up i started to cry
but soon i felt like i was going to die
as the winds came wafting by.

At first i found it kind of cute
But soon it started to make me puke
It smelt like some rotten fruit
the kind found in the rubbish chute
no one could ever resist the nuke
of hot winds blowing out her boot

happy night to all!

tujin shane chenghau

2006-08-19T23:03:00.000+08:00

new song dedication :

by dilys

to all sec 4s :D
song : Unwritten
singer : natasha bedingfield

THANK YOU DILYS! - SEC 4s :D

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2006-08-19T11:49:00.000+08:00

HELLO ALL.
POEM WILL BE UPLOADED TONIGHT!
FOR NOW.
ITS PICTURES.

SOME PICS OF STRESSED OUT SEC4s

" david listening to music "

" yj playing games on phone "

" wyemin "

" tedrid drinking milo "

" pinrui "

pictures say a thousand words. we have just posted a few thousand words for you guys.
hmm no idea what to write about. shall update tonight . see you guys!

2006-08-18T23:42:00.000+08:00

hello guys.
ah sorry the three of us have decided to get down to really study.
prelims are nearing and after hearing the JC talks, we feel the pressure building up.
im sorry but we'll post something occasionally for you guys.

by the way,
our first song dedication

by tongkat ali
to all fellow muggers !

HOLLABACK GIRL ! :D:D

enjoy.

2006-08-17T18:25:00.000+08:00

hello guys.
erm the song dedications are up!
if you want to dedicate a song,
leave your details in the tagboard as follows:

song:
singer:
your name :
person you want to dedicate to :

thanks!

starting off, we have Michael Jackson's " Smooth Criminal ".

ENJOY!

pictures and post will be up tonight!

see you guys later!

2006-08-15T21:24:00.000+08:00

good day to all.
we're back after a long time away from blogging.
we sincerely apologise for the delay, due to mock exams and the o level english orals taking place recently.
if you guys remember, we promised a post on national day.
we're sorry its so late.
here's the national day tribute poem to you guys out there.

POEM OF THE DAY

TITLE : NATIONAL DAY
COMPOSED : CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

happy 41st birthday singapore,
the very last year of the kallang roar.
high and proud you have always soared,
leaving all of us in awe.
our homeland standing big and tall,
we love you forever more.

so the 3 of us opened a door,
and we entered a mama store.
inside was a shopkeeper named paul,
and his lovely wife, a fat wild boar.
they have a family of eighty four,
but she couldn't stop wanting more.

all her children she would adore,
so paul thought he was for.
try as he might, he went to explore,
and went to " AHMAD'S BIRTH CONTROL STORE "
located deep in northeast johore,
it was in punja putri's famous mall.

just as he reached the 100th floor,
it was just around the corridor.
at the llth second of ten past four,
he saw ahmad playing football.
ahmad kicked one guy's jaw,
and somebody shouted " encore! "

blood spilled all over the floor,
it was a scene of violence and gore.
paul felt nauseous and sore,
just like being in a war.
he ran hurriedly to the shore,
and banged against a concrete wall.

paul returned home to watch " SAW ",
and felt that his family wasn't that bad after all.
goodluck to everybody for their exams and more,
we hope you study till sibey chor.

PICTURES OF THE DAY

" HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA "

" superman "

" what the hell is this "

" picasso "

we're sorry to all out there, for the shortage of pictures. we'll have somemore pictures in store for you guys next post! including the national day ones ! by the way, nothing interesting in the past two weeks. people start to study hard for the upcoming o's and prelims, not many people stay back in school these days.

FOR MALES ONLY

before we forget, we noticed an interesting sight in the sec 4 level boys toilet near 4A. if you enter and check the urinals, you'll find curly wurly sexy black hair. HEHEHE. why? we don't know. but we'll promise to include pictures of it next post! traces of the hair increase significantly each day, quite exciting. go check it out!

OLVLS

o level english orals are here. this whole week. woo. pressure sia. hope we do well. so far only shane has taken his. 1 down two to go. wish us luck!

WE'LL BE BACK !
COME BACK SOON!

smoochies and smiles,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

2006-08-06T15:34:00.000+08:00

hey you guys out there!

we have decided to allow song dedications to be made here!
if you guys want to dedicate a particular song, just leave the name and artist, who you want it to be dedicated to, in the tagboard. it will be a daily affair!

hope you guys enjoy this new feature!

cheers,

management of fat-b.

2006-08-06T00:46:00.000+08:00

wow its been a long time since we 3 have last blogged.
just a note : WE, THE THREE GUYS AT FAT-B, DID NOT REFRESH THIS BLOG OURSELVES, NEITHER DID WE CHANGE ANY SETTINGS.
many thanks to all people who read this blog, thank you guys for your neverending support and help!
so... to make up for the past few days, we have decided to post TWO poems tonight, specially for all our viewers !

here
we
go....

FIRST POEM OF THE DAY

TITLE : AARON and THE DENTIST ( part II )
COMPOSED : CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

all he needed to do was to breathe,
in order to make her leave.
The dentist's pants let out a hiss,
Which turned his shit into cheese.
She then turned into a sexy priest,
And fled away to Greece.
on the way she hit some trees,
and got caught right in a breeze.
as she got down on her knees,
her very eyes began to freeze.
aaron, ignoring her pleas,
gave her a great big squeeze.
scratching her nose she gave a sneeze,
and out with the mucus came some piss.
aaron said " wa SHEESH ! "
" what a pretty little miss!"

okay and once again we'd like to thank all viewers of this blog.
to express our gratitude,
we'd like to dedicate this poem to YOU GUYS out there!

SECOND POEM OF THE DAY

TITLE : DEDICATION RHYME
COMPOSED : SHANE CHENGHAU TUJIN

our viewers are so very kind,
those who make our blog so fine.
to thank them for their precious time,
we dedicate to them this rhyme.
the 3 of us went orchard road to dine,
at marie france bodyline.
we ate fried rice with balls of slime,
and got served by a waiter in his prime.
he told us that he was blind,
and went to improve his poor bustline.

after dinner he went to find,
some girls who have big behinds.
so he saw this girl reading " LIME ",
and immediately thought " she's MINE ! "
the waiter was so happy he drooled wine,
and his blood turned alkaline.
and off they went to have a good time,
spending their every last dime.
they farted all the way till nine,
and sat down on the beach eating lime.

we hoped you have enjoyed the past 20 lines,
and so we sing to you auld lang syne.

now.... for the pics of the day!

" future mozart "

" dunman high security guard sexy haircut "

" what materazzi saw. ' cuuuuuuuuuuuteee ' "

" aaron's behind"

" great scenery " with great thanks to wyemin.

last friday, the sec 4 boys had a great game of soccer. at least 22 boys stayed back in the late afternoon to kick some ball. ground was great, weather was great. it was one of those rare days that the sec4s had a fun game of soccer. so we kicked ball till quite late. some left early , some played till eight. oh ya by the way, our dhs canteen has a new stall! selling noodles. not bad actually. i tried the bak chor mee and it was good. GO TRY THEM EVERYONE! alamak less than 20 days to our prelims....die die. sorry if we do not blog that often, sometimes we're really busy. back to the post..... we explored the school on friday and came across a secret room.want to know more? hehe. a poem and some pics of it will be uploaded on the next post! hm today team italy blasted the skies with their showcase of magnificent fireworks! the scenery was great. the sound was great. the skies at marina bay were spectacular. it was just too bad that we did not get images of the fireworks. ah team singapore's on tues! GO SPORE !

speaking of singapore,

NATIONAL DAY IS NEXT WEEK!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE!

watch out for our exclusive national day post on 9th august!
we'll be back!

HUGS AND KISSES,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

2006-08-03T22:15:00.000+08:00

hello guys. sorry for not posting anything in the past two days. 3 of us really apologise for the delay.

we are currently waiting for our photographer TAN TUJIN to come home... so me and chenghau decided to dedicate a little poem to our friend...

here goes...

TITLE : OH TUJIN
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE

Oh tujin won't you come home?
Don't leave us two blogging alone.
Cheer us up with your bright and happy tone
We need the pics on ur camera phone.

Oh tujin come back to ur comfort zone.
Or we'll turn you into a bone.
Without you, the whole word will moan,
And everyone will eat rubber foam

Oh tujin oh please come back home.
We'll give you a free ice cream cone.
Come back to the place you once roamed
The place where you once called your own.

we'll be posting later in the night too! stay tuned !

2006-07-31T21:56:00.000+08:00

HI ALL.

thanks to all who visit this blog!

we just had physics mock exam today. uh the paper was okay, but some questions stil unsure. ohwell, lets wait for the results to speak for themselves.

on saturday chenghau and i went to school for chem lesson on macromolecules. miss ng was quite efficient, and managed to finish the whole organic chem part 3 in around 4 hrs. after the lesson the guys stayed back in school for soccer. played a while and it rained, so we stopped. next stop was lunch, for me, weizhou, chenghau and yujun, it was getting our hair cut. the other guys went to kfc i think, while the four of us went to parkway parade to eat. so we took 196 to PP. on the bus was this intimate loving couple aged around mid 40s, who were kissing fiercely and groping around each other.....cool eh?

and so it became the topic for our poem,

TITLE : LOVING COUPLE
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU, with YUJUN's and WEIZHOU's great help.

here we go,

two lovers were sitting on the bus,
kissing violently right in front of us.
hands groping with feelings of lust,
as they scratched each other's arse.
his hands were all over her bust,
which contained a ton of rust.
they hugged and tugged and fussed,
infecting each other with the virus sars.

just like the ocean which looks so vast,
they did not care about each other's past.
feeling their love was right and just,
they enjoyed the day as though it was their last.
but right this moment they chose to blast,
from their butts came an enormous gust.
out from their arse shot an elephant tusk,
which was wet and dripping with pus.
and it flew out all the way to mars,
and so their buttholes were covered in casts.

credits : two 40 year old lovers, bus 196

and so we got down the bus, went to PP foodcourt and met up with tujin. took some interesting pics there too. you guys remember michael owen who sustained a serious injury in the world cup right ? there was no news of him till TODAY. we spotted a stall " Owen Teochew Porridge ". now we know what naughty little owen has been doing since his disappearance from the world cup....

we finished our meals, and headed down to roxy square for our haircut. we reached joemil's and finally got our hair cut.

here are some PICs OF THE DAY :

" some lady "

" Owen Teochew Porridge. See what did we say? "

" shop selling buttocks for 29 bucks "

" loving couple "

" joemil in his younger days "

" at joemil's "

AND FINALLY,
WE'D LIKE TO PAY A TRIBUTE TO KEITH CHANG, FOR ALL THE HELP AND SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN US. THANK YOU KEITH!
here's your shop :

" Charles And Keith "

ooh okay thats all for today!
remember to check back for more updates and AARON'S POEM PART II! ( his cute face included )

CHEERS TO ALL,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

2006-07-30T22:22:00.000+08:00

ah tonight's not a good night to post. physics mock exam tomorrow. haha 3 of us have to study man. will post tomorrow. stay tuned!

all the best to everyone!

yours truly,

shane chenghau tujin

2006-07-29T00:11:00.000+08:00

WELCOME back everyone.
wooo.
recently one of us, yeo cheng hau, went to our sch's ever friendly dentist. situated behind the science block, the lovely green-blue dental bus sits in the shade, kindly providing services to the pupils of dunman high. the images printed on the bus depict BIG SMILY cuckoo faces with bright white teeth, simulating the warmth and kindness of a dentist. so chenghau went on his trip to the teeth doctor, a seemingly harmless trip, but was actually a road to hell...

as always,
presented by the 3 of us,
our Poem Of The Day.

lets get started...

TITLE : THE DENTIST ( PART 1 )
COMPOSED: CHENGHAU SHANE TUJIN

Today chenghau went dentist,
To thoroughly check his smelly teeth.
He wondered who she really is,
And lets have a guess on what he sees.
The dentist turned out to be a scary beast,
Who looked like a terrorist.

The dentist was in fact a cunning thief,
the great granddaughter of ahtiong's niece.
She liked to pee in public lifts,
And called it "Heaven's Gift"
He decided to give this trip a miss,
To try and flee from the mad dentist

He shouted out loud: "Oh Save Me Please!"
And prayed aloud to his smelly teeth.
So Aaron ran in with two huge metal fists,
And those giant biceps of his.
He gave the dentist a great big kiss,
And shouted out "WORLD PEACE!"
(we're still wondering what aaron did to the poor dentist )

TO BE CONTINUED...

credits: the smelly dentist, Superman Aaron

hey guys, there's a part two to this poem coming right up ! at this moment, the outcome of aaron's brush with the dentist is still unknown. we are still trying our best to find out the details....aaron's too shy la....

WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO AARON AND THE DENTIST?
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT POST ON FAT-B!

hmm okay enough of poems,
here's
our
PICTURES OF THE DAY :

presented to you by the 3 of us. shots taken by tujin's hp.

" the three smelly stupid boys discussing about their next post "

" chenghau walking up to dental bus of hell "

" pretty lady "

" someone shit in the drilled hole to fill it up "

today was typical school day. we had our lessons. met up during recess to discuss details of the future posts. after sch we had amaths test on integration , its applications and kinematics. 3 of us took it. quite okay la we should survive. test ended about 3pm so we met up and got together with around 16 guys for a game of soccer. oh ya by the way, the construction on the school field has finished and the holes disappeared mysteriously! must be somebody go pangsai to fill up the holes...refer to above pic. okay so we had space to play soccer and the game got started. but as play carried on, the field became increasingly smelly. so the 3 of us thought, must be someone fart like mad bull all around, field become like pig sty.....so at first we suspected our friend, YUXIN, of farting excessively on the pitch. although he provided no comments on the matter, he was our prime suspect. the gas was 100000000x chokier then chlorine and smelled like shit that has stayed in the toilet bowl for 6 months. WHO THE HELL FARTS GASES LIKE THAT? on second thought, we suspected chemical warfare, using giant amounts of fart to deter schoolboys from playing on the field. as the game came to an end, the origin of the horrendous fart could not be pinpointed. hence, 3 of us decided to name this gas as a new element.

ELEMENT : FARTIUM
CHEMICAL SYMBOL : Fa
RELATIVE ATOMIC MASS: too smelly to measure
PROTON NUMBER: who says anything about protons? its pure fart!

REACTIONS :
fartium will combine with oxygen in the air to produce the incredibly smelly noble gas, fartium dioxide, Fa02.
fartium emits fartomagnetic waves travelling at 9999999x10 to the power of 99999999 light years per second.

test for fartium dioxide:
test with a splint. if gas is present, splint explodes.
bubble gas through water. if gas is present, shit is formed.

safety precautions:
1. never breathe fartium dioxide, not even 0.00000001 cm3 of it. it oxidises your intestines into shit.
2. never touch fartium. it emits fartomagnetic waves so dangerous, your hair burns to form fart.
3. fartium must be always stored in a 100metre thick diamond chamber. otherwise the whole world turns to fart.

wooh its bloody late now,
so as the day comes to a close,
3 of us say byebye to all out there,

SAYING GOODNIGHT AND HAPPY DAY

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN

2006-07-26T22:10:00.000+08:00

HELLO guys.
welcome back.
today fengshui really sucks, shane lost his wallet. it contained 2 WHOLE BUCKS, his ezlink card and twenty thank-you cards. DAMN. hence, we'd like to pay tribute to this unlucky incident.

starting off, a poem.

presented by 3 of us.
here goes.

TITLE : LOST WALLET
COMPOSED: SHANE TUJIN CHENGHAU

one of us lost our wallet today,
while we were going home together with T-Y-J.
and so we all sat down to pray,
to find the wallet made out of rice and clay.
the four of us were sad but hey!
we boarded a bus that was yellow and grey.
the bus we took had started to sway.
and we could not help but hear shane say,
"fuck lah today sibey suay! "
" so lets lie down and be gay! "
following his words we started to play,
in an intimate and sexy way.
a pity this didn't take place in may,
or we would all have learnt ballet.

today school ended as usual, with extra lessons lasting till around 3pm. hm as usual, the 3 of us and yujun took bus 12. 1 hr to reach home. wooh.but as we sat down, we began recalling the times we had together in bus 12. BUS 12 is the best bus to take if you're looking for laughs and fun. a whole new adventure begins as you take those few steps up the bus. the world of bus 12 is extraordinary, if you have a chance go try. we bet three 50cent drinks that you will not regret the trip. ok here's what happened today. the bell of bus 12, when we got up the bus near dhs, rang non-stop. it rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang and rang all the way to pasir ris. we were thinking like " wtf sia. must be some idiot downstairs press bell song song keep pressing. " sadly this wasn't the case and the bell was just plain spoilt. oh well TOOBAD.

so far, 3 cases of mad events took place on bus 12. here's a summary.

first case : THE stupid MAN

this guy boarded at siglap. he walked in, right in front of 3 of us, then say : " see what see?! maaafuck! " then proceeded to slam his head into the metal pole. 3 of us were already trying to contain the humour of this stupid act and resist laughter. what he did next almost killed us. he stood beside a malay woman around mid 50s. then he shouted " mati! see what see!? maaafuck. " the woman dumbfounded, replied " oei! " then LAUGHED HER HEAD OFF HAHAHAHAHA. seeing this did not work, the stupid fart go and whack his head on the metal pole like 5 times. THE WHOLE BUS LAUGHED TILL LAOSAI. HAHAHAHAHAH what a man.

second case: thousand year-old cow demon

we boarded the bus. this stupid man was sleeping infront of us. he APPEARED to be sleeping. then all of a sudden, he mooed. yes, he MOOED. HE MOOED LIKE A FREAKING PANGSAI COW. funnny la. he moo then will snort, then hehe abit , then continue mooing. siao one. thousand year-old cow demon? why not ?

third case : stupid old fart

this old man was sitting opposite us one day. we looked at him. he stared back. and crossed his legs. then he put his hand into his shoe and scratch* scratch*. his hand came out then index finger flew into his ear to dig violently. with his nails black, he put his hands into his pants. * scratch * scratch * scratch. then he lay back and looked at tv mobile. cool anot?

hmm our pictures today are not uploaded yet...due to time restraints.
haha but they will be up shortly so be sure to come back!
we have news that they are building a swimming pool at the 12 bus stop. its on the road. don believe check our pics next time ! our faces will be here too !

SAYING BYEBYE ,

SHANE
CHENGHAU
TUJIN.

2006-07-25T22:50:00.000+08:00

hello EVERYONE.
this is officially the first post at FAT-B.
enjoy babies.
wooh.

starting off, here's a poem.

TITLE: OUR VERY FIRST POST
Composed: CHENGHAU TUJIN SHANE

tonight we proudly boast,
our very first post.
sitting by the coast,
we saw a hairy ghost.
he was eating french toast,
while digging his hairy nose,
which he loved the very most.

the ghost was wearing a mini-skirt,
and a teeny weeny shirt.
he flew around and tried to flirt,
with a hairy old man named kurt.
Old man kurt was very weird,
and had a long white beard.

kurt loved to hear himself fart,
which he considered a work of art.
he tried giving it all his heart,
but ended up farting lard.
so he tried to drive go kart,
but in the end he broke his butt.

on 10th july and 25th may,
they both came out to play.
but soon he found the ghost was gay,
which left him in dismay.
and so on this very fateful day,
they both went separate ways.

credits : Kurt, hairy ghost.

PICTURES OF THE DAY

" want a ride ? "

" hard at work "

" adoi i shy.."

as you guys can see, the school field is under construction. so in order not to disrupt the work going on at the field, please do not play sports, SPORTS as in SOCCER, near or on the field. thanks.

ah today we did a search on the internet and found out, surprisingly that we own many companies. don't believe ? go see

the names are links.

YEO CHENG HAU

SHANE

TAN TUJIN

CHECK THIS OUT EVERYONE! our friend's future job!

XINZI

today,
we played soccer.
we went home together.
nothing much actually.

OKAY THATS ALL FOLKS ! COME BACK FOR MORE !

SIGNING OFF,

CHENGHAU
SHANE
TUJIN

WOOOOOH!